Ode to Chips & Ranch Dip

Chips and ranch dip,
You make my heart skip!
When no food sounds divine,
Only you can I dine!

Chips and ranch dip,
You make me want to flip!
Crunchy goodness with tangy sauce,
Make me speechless, at a loss!

Chips and ranch dip,
You've got me in a grip!
However, I won't dare mention
My obscene water retention.

Chips and ranch dip,
You are music to my lip!
But my hips are starting to spread
And my blood pressure is in the red!

Chips and ranch dip,
My scales are starting to tip!
Blasphemous, hideous treat!
That I *sigh* still love to eat...