I thought I would share with you a list of my favorite pregnancy things so far. These are just a few items that I consider critical to my wellbeing while being knocked up. So without firther ado...
5) V-8 Fusion Juice. Let's face it, there are just some days I don't feel very salad-y (sorry, baby!). V-8 fusion is the Cliffs Notes of nutrition. It contains a full serving of fruit AS WELL AS a full serving of veggies in one measly 8 ounce glass. It's tasty and nutritious without having to force down a boring salad and an apple down your throat. Genius!
4) Snoogle. Not to be confused with the wildly popular "Snuggie", the Snoogle is a large (OK, ginormous) C-shaped body pillow manufactured by Leachco and marketed toward pregnant women. Why only pregnant women, however, is beyond me. Leachco could mass-market this thing a la Sunggie and make fortunes, I tell you. I myself plan to use the Snoogle well after baby is born and into my golden years. The pillow itself is pure delicious comfort and I honestly don't know how I slept without one before I got pregnant. A keeper!
3) Sports Bra. Pregnancy has brought out the best in me. Quite literally. My freakin' nipples have been standing at attention since I was 6 weeks pregnant. Additionally, they are sore and heavy and generally feel very yucky. Yes, they are metamorphosing into udders, but can a girl get SOME comfort during a generally uncomforatble time? Enter the sports bra. Not only do they pop those incorrigible nips back into place, they support my girls without the invasiveness of an underwire. Can I get an amen?!
2) Doritos' "Last Call Jalapeno Popper" Chips. On the days I don't feel particularly salad-y (see #5), I am most certainly feeling junk-foody, and there is no guiltier a pleasure than these chips, folks! If you haven't already tried them, give them a whirl. Of course, they don't necessarily do wonders to a pregnant woman's gastrointestinal tract. But that is a small price to pay for the spicy, creamy blend of deliciousness that is the Jalapeno Popper chip. If you are a college student, pothead, or pregnant person, I guarantee you will find no better chip on God's green Earth. And that's the truth.
1) Bella Band. Before I was able to properly wear maternity clothes, I longed to wear them. Yet now that I am able to wear them, I despise them. Particularly, maternity pants. Uglier than granny panties, these hideous articles of clothing were clearly designed by a blind heterosexual male. The Bella Band, however, allows one to avoid having to wear these fashion travesties and wear her pre-pregnancy jeans for as long as that Lycra sleeve will stretch. I think I will shed a few tears the day my Bella Band just won't cut the mustard anymore, but until then, I've gotten more than my $26 worth out of this miraculous piece of fabric.